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Racing Demotivational Poster


TAGS: racing top fuel redneck left turn cousins
Rating: 4.36/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:27 am, #245023
I like that, Mr. McSquealy, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:26 am, #245022
Oh... My... GOD! Lol!
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 9, 2012, 9:42 pm, #239865
that.....was funny!
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:46 pm, #200798
Like Mr. Happy McSquealy and the Earmuff Twins?
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:16 pm, #200757
Sean - November 2, 2010, 1:46 pm, #200733
I totally love this one. Hilarious.

NINJAS - They can strike anywhere, at any time.

TAGS: ninjas racing surprise motorcycles
Rating: 3.71/5

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wonkycactus - March 10, 2011, 5:01 pm, #213985
that guy is about to have a horrible day

BOAT RACING - Rule 22.1.c states: In the event of a competitor's boat being disabled, the competitor is able to complete the event on foot.

TAGS: boat racing rules running on water
Rating: 4.53/5

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dootndo2 - October 9, 2011, 11:14 pm, #224867
Love it. Hearing Popeye singing his scat music in my head as I watch this. Toot Toot!
Donkasaurus - May 10, 2010, 3:04 pm, #175452
Look how fast he's going! He's running so fast the wake behind him is bigger than the other boats!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 10:00 am, #175432
NIce a different approach than the usual hey look Jesus had to pee during a boat race. 5L from me Hal


TAGS: nascar racing redneck hate
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:45 pm, #214282
Magnificent! I knew this one sucked! LMAO!

OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them

TAGS: s10 s10 s 10 s 10 chevy chevrolet v8 v6 racing drag gas gasoline
Rating: 3.62/5

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RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:24 am, #180935
i got an S10 and that thing purrs like a ferrari
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:56 am, #155522
you forgot the Bubba and Darleen sun strip too

FORMULA ONE - Formula One is to NASCAR as chess is to checkers. Racing... for smart people.

TAGS: formula one racing
Rating: 2.25/5

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Guest - July 26, 2009, 4:33 pm, #100549
Nascar? Racing? Impossible.
Da5id - January 13, 2009, 2:29 pm, #51744
Hands down, F1 is the finest auto racing on the planet.
aPauling - September 15, 2008, 1:33 pm, #21187
I don't follow auto racing at all, but I'd say that the one that goes faster and makes left *and* right turns is better.
Vanner - September 14, 2008, 5:25 pm, #21021
Problem is the F1 rules state that you have to be driving a red car to be world champion...

AUSSIE COPS - Do it with style !!

TAGS: aussie cops style van racing ford holden
Rating: 2.5/5

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666 - June 13, 2009, 6:29 am, #86582
nice paddy wagon

CONTROL - If Everything Seems Under Control, You're Just Not Going Fast Enough

TAGS: racing car sports
Rating: 4.59/5

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gas - November 26, 2011, 9:46 pm, #226183

LEGEND - "Second place is just the first place loser."


TAGS: racing
Rating: 2.81/5

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tjhawk - July 21, 2010, 7:03 pm, #185767
Cubbybear - July 21, 2010, 4:32 pm, #185756
1L from a lifelong Fan....sorry dude. Nothing Personal

Street Racing -

TAGS: street racing mustang charger bullit
Rating: 4.71/5

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BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 12:45 am, #249899
And he didn't need a Winchester Pump either.
CloudchaserS - September 21, 2013, 12:33 am, #249879
He was Steve McQueen. He could have been on a Cushman scooter and still would have run that Charger off the road.
curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 5:12 pm, #249869
I always found it funny that Bullet in his tiny Mustang was able to run a huge Charger off the road.
MissPriss - September 20, 2013, 2:16 pm, #249864
Dear God! My 5L most favorite cars! If you haven't already drop this one over at motofake too.

GRAND-AM ROLEX SPORTS CAR SERIES - Fortunately, some motorsports have drivers skilled enough to race in even the nastiest of rain, unlike NASCAR.

TAGS: racing nascar grand am f1
Rating: 2.24/5

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jsull - March 6, 2012, 1:19 pm, #230727
Well put on some rain tires NASCAR. Same with Indy. Front engined Corvettes doing 200mph in rain and at night won their class at Le Mans. F1 cars drift in rain at 200+mph all the time - but they would not try it on slicks as you propose.
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 11:37 am, #108312
well, NASCAR also doesn't use rain tires and the NASCAR cup car is a tad heavy on the front end compared to the rolex car which would make it a wee bit loose @ 200 mph in the rain. try drifting with slicks in the rain some time then add 120 mph

WOO HOO OR DAMN IT? - It's a love/hate relationship in racing with this thing.

TAGS: super mario kart red turtle shell koopa deadly weapon racing
Rating: 1.85/5

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Benlulz - October 1, 2010, 10:30 am, #196264
Oh i get it, but i had to read it for like 5 times before i did which makes it a 1L
Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 10:10 am, #196260
<<< agrees with eugene XD omg....just noticed something else about this page XD the truffle shuffle and a dancing rainbow dino as avatars XD
Eugene - August 21, 2009, 1:57 am, #110373
Woo hoo that you get it... d*** it when it turns to early and hits a wall or when they throw all three in perfect timing and all three hit you.
... - July 1, 2009, 12:42 pm, #92048
You obviously aren't a fan of Mario Kart then.
Fatty - January 23, 2009, 5:57 pm, #54049
I don't get it...

COINED PHRASES - "And They're Off"!...possibly inspired by a horse that had a cycle-logical disorder.

TAGS: hobby horse bike racing
Rating: 3.93/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:45 pm, #193564
5 lions for the 4 horse(wo)men

Submarine Racing -


Drag Racing -

TAGS: racing drag wheelie
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2013, 12:10 am, #249527
5L Woot!



TAGS: winners made by ronsart horseracing you
Rating: 3.25/5

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CANADA - August 19, 2009, 12:30 pm, #109858
d*** it


TAGS: racing crash die
Rating: 2.78/5

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lucas - February 6, 2009, 5:59 pm, #57412
thats Tony Stewert for you

FOX NEWS ALERT - Liberals ruin America by leaning left and they ruin racing by trying to turn right. They can't do anything right!

LUCK - either that guy has alot of strength to clear you, or..... You have some freaking magical barrier....